The old, land-owning laird of Luss, Sir James Colquhoun, no less, kicked all of this off in the 1770s before going on to name it after his missus^[1].

Right on the Firth of Clyde, he nicked the layout from Edinburgh's New Town with room at the top for the toffs although it's not too shabby at the bottom.

Oh! Hang on! This block is although it looks to be one of the last bits due for redevelopment. The improvements have been noticed over the years and there was even a Waitrose™ a mile or so east of town, now a Morrison™s following this part of Argyll & Bute just not buying into the brand.

^[1] 'I've got you a birthday present pet but it's a bit tricky to wrap.'

Argyll & Bute Council have been very busy, sprucing up-wise, although some of it is more required than recommended.

Tidal surges make West Clyde Street prone to flooding and the last Perfect Storm in 2014 required quite a clean up. The defences are still under discussion but a metre high wall has been suggested to keep this part dry.

That big old obelisk? Why it's only a monument to Henry Bell. Henry Bell? No? SlyBob's never heard of him, neither.

A pioneering steamship engineer, Henry Bell moved to Helensburgh in 1808 to do some, well, steamship engine pioneering and his paddle steamer the Comet was the first passenger service to run from here to Glasgow in 1812.

His Comet II wasn't so successful and sank just over the water off Gourock in 1825 with 62 passengers drowned. With this on his mind, he abandoned the pioneering, drifting like his steamship into oblivion.

Having failed to patent any of his inventions, others simply nicked his ideas and the father of shipbuilding on the Clyde died here, penniless, in 1830.

Wetherspoon™s have a tradition of naming their pubs with a local connection and they've gone with Henry Bell here. Seems they had little choice, the better known John Logie Baird was already taken and actually occupies a much nicer spot opposite in the old, Art Deco cinema.

Although they're both buried here, this isn't Bell's birthplace but it is Baird's. Logie Baird invented the television and is known worldwide but Bell, as is now known, died without a pot to hiss in.

There's a TV in the Logie Baird for your Sky™ Sports but not in the Henry Bell, which doesn't have a steamship, neither. The best they could do, as a nod, is a kettle in their kitchen, probably.

Ferries no longer run from wherever it was they ran from nor does the PS Waverley^[1] paddle steamer, which is a shame because SlyBob was sure they did. For that you'll now have to head some somewhere like Swanage or from April onwards there's a smaller version on Loch Katrine.

You're not missing too much ower the watter, Greenock is best described as post-industrial but you can get to Glasgow by one of, get this, one of Helensburghs's three train stations. Because of that fact and the shoreline location, this was found in 2006 to be the second most expensive town in Scotland, property-wise that is.

^[1] Not an SS, of course, that would be a Single-screw Steamship, obviously.

The final phase of major redevelopment looks to be the Pierhead or the bit that currently sticks out into the Clyde if you'd rather. Opening in 2022, a new leisure centre and swimming pool replaced a smaller version although the car park does a pretty good impression of one during unusually high tides.

That'll be goodbye then to the small funfair, which when out of season, no amount of screaming would make the Yankee Flyer go any faster.

These plush, glass-panelled offices are the back of the new headquarters of Argyll & Bute Council. It's a shame they weren't here back in 2011 when this photo was taken, they presumably could have advised one unfortunate individual.

OK, the graffiti's been tweaked a bit but there looks to have been some kind of ongoing issue with the bins?